Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Would you please gimme a favor?


Kepada kawan2 yg view page ni..



jangan lupe tolong bagi makan ikan Pak ABU kat bawah page ek...



mereka2 tu asyik lapo je memanjang...



letih dah Pak ABU bagi makan...



kopak duit Pak ALI bagi kat Pak ABU utk buat belanja.. (loh..pe kene mengena dgn Pak ALI?..meraban je...)



pastu Pak ABU beli makanan ikan..



haish...



Pak ABU sekarang pon jarang bukak blog nih..



Pak ABU pergi bertapa kat Gua Cempedak jap..



korang tak tau ek kat mana gua tu?



ala...



yang kat Senegal tuh..



sebelah dia Uruguay



depan dia Timor Leste



haish..korang nih...mesti kantoi Geografi time form 3 ari tu



iskh3...



*p/s :-

- jangan lak korang bagi makan KFC o MCD lak..mati lak ikan Pak ABU tu nanti..


- amaran oleh kerajaan Papua New Guinea...dilarang memancing ikan2 Pak ABU itu kerana beliau2 sangat chumel..ahaks..


TOLONG EK..

Monday, April 27, 2009

not responding...

sekarang musim exam
blog pon xleh nk update
sorry ek kawan2...
pe2 hal pon harap kawan2 x mengetag aku
x minat tul nk menjawab soalan2....
huhu....
nantikan entry terbaru k..
papai

Monday, April 20, 2009

Why do boys fall in love with girls


1. Girl's always smell good even if it is just shampoo

2. The way their head always finds the right spot on our shoulders

3. How cute they look when they sleep

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms

5 . The way they kiss you and all of sudden everything in the world is right

6. How cute they are when they eat

7. The way it takes them hours to get dressed but in the end it's all worth while

8. Because they are always warm even if it's -30 outside

9. They look good no matter what they wear

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on earth

11. How cute they are when they argue

12. The way her hand always finds yours

13 . The way they smile

14. The way you feel after you see her name on your cell after you just had a big fight

15. The way they say "lets not fight anymore"- even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way they kiss you after a fight

17 . The way they kiss you after you say "i love you"

18. Actually..The way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry

20. They way they apologize after crying over something that silly

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt *i think every girl is guilty of this! :)

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it)

23. The way they say "i miss you"

24. The way you miss them

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so it doesn't hurt her anymore.


PANDUAN BERUMAHTANGGA

1. KETIKA MENCARI CALON
Janganlah mencari isteri, tapi carilah ibu bagi anak-anak anda.
Janganlah mencari suami, tapi carilah ayah bagi anak-anak anda.

2. KETIKA MELAMAR
Anda bukan sedang meminta kepada orang tua/wali si gadis, tetapi meminta kepada Allah melalui orang tua/wali si gadis.

3. KETIKA AKAD NIKAH
Anda berdua bukan menikah di hadapan penghulu,tetapi menikah di hadapan Allah.

4. KETIKA RESEPSI PERNIKAHAN
Catat dan hitung semua tamu yang datang untuk mendoa'kan anda, kerana anda harus berfikir untuk mengundang mereka semua dan meminta maaf apabila anda berfikir untuk BERCERAI kerana mensia-siakan do'a mereka.

5. KETIKA MALAM PERTAMA
Bersyukur dan bersabarlah. Anda adalah sepasang anak manusia dan bukan sepasang malaikat.

6. SELAMA MENEMPUH HIDUP BERKELUARGA
Sedarilah bahawa jalan yang akan dilalui tidak melalui jalan bertabur bunga, tapi juga semak belukar yang penuh onak dan duri.

7. KETIKA BIDUK RUMAH TANGGA GOYANG
Jangan saling berlepas tangan, tapi sebaliknya semakin erat berpegang tangan.

8. KETIKA BELUM MEMILIKI ANAK.
Cintailah isteri atau suami anda 100%.

9. KETIKA TELAH MEMILIKI ANAK.
Jangan bagi cinta anda kepada (suami) isteri dan anak anda,tetapi cintailah isteri atau suami anda 100% dan cintai anak-anak anda masing-masing 100%.

10.KETIKA EKONOMI KELUARGA MERUDUM
Yakinlah bahawa pintu rezeki akan terbuka lebar berbanding lurus dengan tingkat ketaatan suami dan isteri.

11.KETIKA EKONOMI BERKEMBANG
Jangan lupa akan jasa pasangan hidup yang setia mendampingi kita semasa menderita.

12.KETIKA ANDA ADALAH SUAMI
Boleh bermanja-manja kepada isteri tetapi jangan lupa untuk bangkit secara bertanggung jawab apabila isteri memerlukan pertolongan anda.

13.KETIKA ANDA ADALAH ISTERI
Tetaplah berjalan dengan gemalai dan lemah lembut, tetapi selalu berhasil menyelesaikan semua pekerjaan.

14.KETIKA MENDIDIK ANAK
Jangan pernah berpikir bahawa orang tua yang baik adalah orang tua yang tidak pernah marah kepada anak, kerana orang tua yang baik adalah orang tua yang jujur kepada anak .....

15.KETIKA ANAK BERMASALAH
Yakinilah bahawa tidak ada seorang anakpun yang tidak mahu bekerjasama dengan orang tua, yang ada adalah anak yang merasa tidak didengar oleh orang tuanya.

16.KETIKA ADA PIL.
Jangan diminum, cukuplah suami, isteri sebagai ubat.

17.KETIKA INGIN AMAN DAN HARMONIS
Gunakanlah formula 7 K
1 Ketaqwaan
2 Kasih sayang
3 Kesetiaan
4 Komunikasi dialogis
5 Keterbukaan
6 Kejujuran
7 Kesabaran

EXAM oh EXAM!



BILA MALAS SUDAH DATANG...
TIDUR PON TAK CUKUP
INILAH AKIBATNYA..
ARGHHHH!!!!!!!!!
KENAPA AKU JADI MALAS STUDY?
PADAHAL EXAM UNTUK TERAKHIR KALI NI
ADUYAI....

10 RAHSIA AWET MUDA


  1. Senaman untuk kesihatan jasmani dan rohani (tidak ada kena mengena dengan Encik Jasmani mahupun Puan Rohani ye) sekurang-kurangnya 30 minit dalam sehari.
  2. Berpuasa (bukan sahaja di bulan ramadhan ye) bagus untuk penghasilan hormon yang boleh merencatkan proses penuaan.
  3. Berfikiran positif.
  4. Melakukan sesuatu yang produktif serta kreatif.
  5. Makan banyak tumbuh-tumbuhan, daun-daun dan pucuk-pucuk ulam untuk mengurangkan gula dalam darah (tidak pula disarankan menjadi vege, kambing mahupun lembu ye).
  6. Mandi air embun di waktu subuh antara yang terbaik untuk menyegarkan dan menegangkan kulit.
  7. Daun sirih dapat menghilangkan gatal-gatal (kalau gatal aka lelaki miang rasanya daun ni tak mampu mengatasinya), kurap (diingatkan sekali lagi ye..hanya untuk manusia sahaja..tidak digalakkan untuk digunakan ke atas kucing kurap), kanser dan sebagainya (dan yang pastinya jangan rembat mahupun tibai yang nenek or tokwan kita punya ya...nanti tak pasal2 kena ketuk dengan tongkat mereka).
  8. Tidur (hmm...masalahnya student2 zaman sekarang kalau dapat tidur confirm sampai 24jam...bahaya ni).
  9. Makan cili padi atau cili api baik untuk memecahkan lemak dan menurunkan tekanan darah (kalau tekanan darah makin meningkat disebabkan oleh mulut2 manusia yang pedas macam cili tu camne pulak ek?).
  10. Semakin usia meningkat, hendaklah semakin banyak dan kerap mengambil vitamin dan pemakanan tambahan untuk menjaga keseimbangan badan (oleh itu ingatlah kawan-kawan..umur kita ni dah meningkat tua..tapi masalahnya dah tua pon bajet umur muda lagi..camne ek? *alamak...mati la aku kena hentam...).

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Song To Say :G:O:O:D:B:Y:E:


You are one of God's mistakes,
You crying, tragic waste of skin,
I'm well aware of how it aches ,
And you still won't let me in.
Now I'm breaking down your door,
To try and save your swollen face ,
Though I don't like you anymore,
You lying, trying waste of space..

Before our innocence was lost,
You were always one of those ,
Blessed with lucky sevens ,
And the voice that made me cry .
My Oh My.

You were mother nature's son ,
Someone to whom I could relate ,
Your needle and your damage done,
Remains a sordid twist of fate.
Now I'm trying to wake you up ,
To pull you from the liquid sky ,
Coz if I don't we'll both end up ,
With just your song to say goodbye.
My Oh My.

A song to say goodbye,
A song to say goodbye ,
A song to say...

Before our innocence was lost,
You were always one of those,
Blessed with lucky sevens,
And the voice that made me cry.

It's a song to say goodbye.

Goodbye by Rosebud



Well maybe now I should just say goodbye

You used to be my friend

But I never felt I really was yours

So maybe this is the end.

I'm different from you, all of you

Each other we've never understood

I hope that if I do tell you goodbye

That it won't be for good.



Whenever I'm mad it hurts me so bad

And you don't even care

I don't know why, I just want to cry

And someday I won't be there.

The streaks on my arm they've done me no harm

They're only made of pen



But once they are blood that turns brown like mud

They'll be there again and again.

If I'm mad at you I'll hurt myself too

But that doesn't really matter

Although when I hurt I feel like dirt

And my spirit's bruised and battered.

I do not know why it has to be so

I really wish it did not

But the way this has been going

it is basically shot.



You don't need me and we don't need we

And that's how I think I know why

These words are the ones I have to speak-

I love you, but goodbye.


* Selamat tinggal... Hanya perkataan ini yang mampu aku ucapkan.. Terima kasih semua kerna sudi meninggalkan kenangan suka duka bersama.. SELAMAT TINGGAL UM, SELAMAT TINGGAL KK8, SELAMAT TINGGAL APM...

Apology by Tina K

How do I tell you I'm sorry -
With a gesture, a look, a touch?
How is it I never realized
I hurt you so very much?

I do not ask forgiveness,
A comfort I'll never deserve.
I merely want to let you know,
But I cannot find the nerve.

To finally confront you, face-to-face,
To look you in the eye,
To face your wrath, your apathy -
Too terrified to try.

You called me selfish, I turned away,
I festered and I fled;
Cutting and wounding and lashing out,
Just to see if you bled.

Betraying and deceiving you,
I surely had no right
To snatch away such a precious gem;
A dark thief in the night.

Four years and forever passed
To bring us to this day,
When I present these simple words
I never thought to say.

The time has come, it's long past due,
To put aside my fear;
Would this confession torture you,
Or have you longed to hear?

To hear those two forbidden words,
To vanquish all the pain,
To understand my dearest wish:
To know you once again.

The years aged me remarkably,
Though they have not made me wise;
I do know I erred irrevocably -
For that I apologize.


F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P will never END



MALAM TADI KAMU DAN KAWAN BAIKMU BERTENGKAR. KAMU MEMBUAT KEPUTUSAN TAK MAHU BERCAKAP DGNNYA KEESOKAN HARINYA. DIA SENYUM KEPADAMU.SEBALIKNYA KAMU MENGETAP GIGIMU KPDNYA. DIA MENCERITAKAN PERKARA YG BAIK TENTANG KAMU KPD KWAN2NYA YG LAIN. KAMU PULA MENYEBARKAN KHABAR ANGIN MENGENAINYA. DIA CUBA MENDEKATIMU DAN MENEGURMU. TAPI KAMU TOLAKNYA KE TEPI. BAGINYA KAMU SEORG KAWAN YG TERBAIK. KAMU PULA RASA DIA SEORG KAWAN YG PALING TERUK PERNAH KAMU JUMPA. DIA PUN MENULIS NOTA KPDMU DAN MENCERITAKAN SEMULA KENANGAN MANIS YG PERNAH KAMU DAN DIA KONGSI BERSAMA. KAMU PULA MENULIS SEMUA SAAT BURUK YG KAMU INGAT SEPANJANG BERSAMANYA. JAUH DI SUDUT HATIMU KAMU MENGASIHANINYA. TAPI DI HATIMU SUDAH PENUH DGN KEBENCIAN. KEESOKAN HARINYA KAMU JUMPA SATU NOTA DRPDNYA:

DEAR_________,
SAYA CUBA MEMBERITAHU KAMU SEMLM TAPI KAMU TAK BERI PELUANG UTK SAYA BERCAKAP. SAYA CUBA BERITAHU KAMU BERITA GEMBIRA TAPI KAMU TAKUT UTK MENDENGARNYA.SAYA CUBA UTK SENYUM KPDMU TAPI KAMU SAMBUT SENYUMAN SAYA DGN KEBENCIAN. SKRG NI KEADAAN SAYA SGT TERUK DAN MAKIN TERUK. SAYA MINTA MAAF SBB HARI NI SAYA TAK DPT BERJUMPA DGN KAMU. SAYA TULIS SURAT SEMASA SAYA DI HOSPITAL.SAYA SUDAH KESUNTUKAN MASA. SAYA MINTA MAAF SBB TERPAKSA BERITAHU KAMU SKRG. SAYA MINTA MAAF ATAS PERGADUHAN KITA,KAMU MMG SEORG KAWAN YG HEBAT. SAYA JANJI SAYA AKAN SENTIASA MEMERHATIKAN KAMU.
SALAM KASIH SAYANG,

________________

KAMU PUN BERLARI KE HOSPITAL UTK MEMINTA MAAF PDNYA.
TAPI HANYA IBUNYA SAJE YG ADA DI SITU. IBUNYA MENEKAP MUKANYA DGN KEDUA BELAH TGNNYA. DAN DIA PUN MENANGIS.DIA MELUTUT DAN BERDOA SUPAYA TUHAN KEMBALIKAN ANAKNYA. KAMU SUDAH TERLAMBAT. KAMU BERHARAP DPT BERITAHU KAWANMU YG KAMU MINTA MAAF DAN UCAPKAN
SELAMAT TINGGAL...

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

TIME IS TICKING OUT



We better think about the things we say

We better think about the games we play

The world went round, yeah, around and round


We better think about the consequences

We better think about the global census

If time went down, yeah, if time went down


What about Chernobyl

What about radiation

We don't know, we don't know


What about deprivation, gluttony, the human nation

We don't know, we don't know


For me love is all

Time is ticking out…


Looks like we've screwed up the ozone layer

I wonder if the politicians care

The dime went down, yeah, if time went down


What about our children then

Is there nothing left for them

We don't know, we don't know

For me love is all


I need the oxygen, I need the oxygen


For me love is all

To do do do

Time is ticking out
Time is ticking out


Monday, April 6, 2009

30 MINUTES


Out of sight
Out of mind

Out of time

To decide…

Do we run?

Should I hide?

For the rest

Of my life…


Can we fly?

Do I stay?

We could lose

We could fail

In the moment

It takes…

To make plans

Or mistakes…


30 minutes a blink of an eye

30 minutes to alter our lives

30 minutes to make up my mind

30 minutes to finally decide…


30 minutes to whisper your name

30 minutes to shoulder the blame

30 minutes of bliss thirty lies

30 minutes to finally decide…


Carousels

In the sky…

That we shape

With our eyes…

Under shade

Silhouettes

Casting shame

Crying rain…


Can we fly?

Do I stay?

We could lose

We could fail

Either way

Option change

Chances fail

Trains derail…

T-H-E-Y


Who made up all the rules

We follow them like fools

Believe them to be true

Don't care to think them through


And it's ironic too

Coz what we tend to do

Is act on what they say

And then it is that way


And I'm sorry so sorry

I'm sorry it's like this

I'm sorry so sorry

I'm sorry we do this

Who are they

And where are they

And how can they possibly

know all this

Who are they

And where are they

And how can they possibly

know all this


Do you see what I see

Why do we live like this

Is it because it's true

that ignorance is bliss


And who are they

And where are they

And how can they

know all this

And I'm sorry so sorry

I'm sorry we do this

Saturday, April 4, 2009

7 Dont's After A Meal



* Don't smoke- Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).





* Don't eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.




* Don't drink tea - Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.




* Don't loosen your belt - Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked.



* Don't bathe - Bathing will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.



* Don't walk about - People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.



* Don't sleep immediately - The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.(wake up guys !!!! all who are sleeping this afternoon)


PLEASE FORWARD IT TO YOUR FRIENDS. LET THEM BE AWARE!!